I'm finally biting the bullet and watching Equestria Girls for the first time. Really. I'm only about twenty minutes in and I'm having to hit pause and write this.
Oh my god they're just throwing Twilight face first into this premise. I'll accept that she's in a kind of weird mirror dimension, but

:"No one ever stands up to Sunset Shimmer!"
Names like Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are ridiculous on their face. But Twilight is a purple unicorn - fine, it's a fantasy world; that's a perfectly fine name for a unicorn.
Except in EqG it's this mirror human world, but they still have their pony names and, UGH.

this premise is still making me cringe.
Oh woah - this played in theaters? This feels like a direct to VHS (heh

) special, much like the Pokemon movies.
I realize I'm about two years late for this. I'm also procrastinating doing my taxes.
