Alright nerds, I'm hopped up on Jojo and I'm finally ready to watch this. Live reaction time as I watch the second most fabulous villainous trio that feeds off others after the Pillar Men.
- Credits have the human ponies with Ziggy Stardust esque face tattoos. I approve
-Villains appear to be gems from the homeworld, someone tell Garnet about this
-Ahaha, fucking Sunset Shimmer reaping the high school drama of trying to turn the highschool into the army of the damned. I bet people just walk by and knock her lunch tray/books out of her hand all the goddamn time.
-every word out of Principle Celestia's mouth sounds like she's choking back rage over the fact that her alternate universe self is magic immortal super-queen. Then again quadruped Celestia wouldn't casually throw out references to the time they all almost became mind slaves.
-"Guys hold up on the song a second, I'm turning into a fucking furry again. This happens all the time now, people keep making horse noises behind my back"
-Flash Sentry is here, allowing hatred to flow through him like Emperor Palpatine. I love the goober and all the angry nerds he brings to the yard.
-"I was pretty awful." "The worst!"
-Baddies are evil hamming it up like they're haunted by the ghost of Vincent Price. They're also dumber than a sack of hammers and I love it.
-When Sunset says something's strange about the new girls her eyes go all googly for a second, that's pretty great.
-I kind of like the siren's song and it tears me up inside
-Principle Celestia walks in "if you kids can't go through one event without turning it into some world-ending catastrophe then there aren't going to be any dances for the rest of the year"
-"Sure there's magic inside of us, but it only comes out when we play music. I sure don't know how to use it to 'curbstomp some punkass motherfuckers'" The vibrating cell phone book is pretty great
-Holy shit the sirens are sea ponies
-"You're going to the deepest, darkest hell there is: the high school dimension!"
-Twilight is is showing rudimentary attraction to someone, time for goons to freak the fuck out!
-I think RD just threw a hadoken. Also I love Twilight trying to figure out how to use a cup with her hands
-I like how Twilight tends to hold her hands with bent wrists and closed fingers like she's keeping them out of the way. Also where did those pajamas come from? I guess with the hearts they're Pinkie's.
-Everyone's sleeping habits are great, real good character. Also Twilight still writes with her mouth.
-Maud Pie continues to be my favourite
-Twilight you suck at music. Big Mac be trollin, mental breakdown imminent.
-Daft Punk Rarity holy shit everything that might have been bad about the first movie and this one redeemed.
-"Twilight Sparkle's never met a problem she couldn't solve. Except for the ones she spiraled out of control so hard it nearly took out a large town or an entire country!"
-One guy in the crowd yelled "you are the worst thing to happen", I think this high school currently leads the country in fistfights right now
-Snips and Snails, stop appropriating from the culture of whatever easter candy colour black is in this universe.
-I love Rarity's outfit, sort of like a glam rock flower child.
-The song is kinda bleh, but the sound direction is off the fucking chain. Derpy band is great.
-"You're never going to get away with this." "Why, because you didn't?"

Fucking ice burn.
-You go Bulk Bicep, my main man. Trixie the heteronormative crusader

These siren songs have been clear winners so far. I imagine that evil laughs are points off though.
-"Can't beat that, raingoons." She's onto us, cheese it!
-No Sunset Shimmer, own this. Be the heel. Ask us if we can smell what you are cooking. Flash Sentry was trying to show you the way!
-"Girls I know it's a musical competition but stop singing around us all the time. You're creeping us out. I bet Queen me doesn't have to deal with this shit."
-Photo Finish is also still my favourite.
-Trixie come on that was the same song as the semis, it's like you're trying to fuck this up.
-Siren song hell yeah, this bass line is killer
-Vinyl Scratch has your back, whether it's getting some primo weed (I assume) or outfoxing magical hellbeasts.

-I really shouldn't love watching these teenage girls be good friends as much as I do, but what the hell
-I reiterate, Vinyl Scratch is a cool dude.
-"Can't we go through one semester without some Sailor Moon bullshit?"
-Kind of a bummer seeing Sunset just in the background here. She's earned some spotlight here.
-Huh, Rarity and Twilight are hornless.
-Oh man, the sirens just summoned their stands! And Rarity countered with Emerald Splash!
-"Sunset Shimmer, we need you!"

"To give us the microphone already!"
-What? Sunset Shimmer is evolving! Evolved into: Friendship! (Element of Redemption? Forgiveness? Green Ranger?)
-Behold our stand: Erasure Always!
-Trixie: Homonormative Crusader!

-"Well you guys have your version of me, that means I never have to come back! Peace out yall."
-Next time: Twilight Sparkle and the Methods or Rationality (please god no)
That was actually pretty great, I was pleasantly surprised. Some of the songs were sort of weak but most were pretty good! Solid 8 or 9/10, would sit through with my niece.