

:"Augh!"
*FWUMP*

:"Wellll!
Wellllllll I guess this goes to show you can have too much of a good thing, Equestria's Newest Princess!"

:"What're you talking about?"

:"Weeeeehelllll ... for the longest time all we had was Princess Celestia, and then Princess Luna came on the scene. And that was all right - Equestria started out with two Princesses, they're the Sun and Moon, day and night. It totally makes sense."

:"Uh huh."

:"And then out of nowhere, some cosmic overbeing decided that Equestria needed another Princess."

:"
POP! Out of nowhere we have Princess Cadance. She's nice and all, but her mane isn't doing that wavy thing and she's not the Princess of a thing floating around in outer space, she's Princess of Love, of all things. Not really on par with the first two, know what I'm saying?"

:"I see where this is going. Think very carefully about the next words you're going to say."

:"Okay, well. The powers that be decided that Equestria needed yet another Princess. "

:"And no offense intended, they chose you - a botched spell, a lot of singing, some hocus pocus, and now we have a new princess! You can hardly fly, you're princess of .... something or other ... I don't see a crown on your head, and you're not entirely into the whole princess thing."

:"Your point being?"

:"Well isn't it obvious? Equestria has reached
Peak Princess!"

:"Peak Princess."

:"Yeah! Look at it this way, with Celestia and Luna, Equestria has all the bases it needs covered in the princess department. Up to fifty percent of the Princesses we're ever going to get through regular means have already been got and now we need to turn to some unusual and more creative means -"

:
"What?!"
:"Those Princesses will effectively have to come out of Princess shale deposits ... effectively Princess fracking. And sure, Mr and Mrs Equestria will have more Princess available on the cheap."

:"But at what cost? You mine for more princess, and the whole structure of the whole thing is going to get a little iffy and more prone to collapse. We're going to get princess cave-ins, princess sinkholes."

:"Princess runoff will start leeching into the ground water ...

:"and how are we going to find things for these Princesses to be princess
Of? Imagine crowdes of unemployed princesses just queuing up at princess office for their tiaras..."

:"You've given me a lot to think about, Rainbow Dash. I'm going home."

:"See you later, Princess!"