I've been watching far too much of this lately...

Alright all of you, listen up. Cadence is coming down from the Crystal Empire and I'm making hayfries for everypony tonight!


Oh... that's... wonderful.

Yeah...


Oh sweet mercy...

Alright, you know what? Let's do this. Everypony look at this big buckin' throne I sit on. Now look at my crown. Now look back at me. Cadence is down from the Crystal Empire and I'm making hayfries for everypony tonight!

That's fantastic!

Looking forward to it, princess!

That sounds wonderful.

WHEEEEEEE!

It'll be delightful.

Darn tootin'!

There! You see how benevolent I can be when everypony just does what I tell them to do?

Sooooo... you're going to be reading a bit today about your secret plan to fight insomnia...

I have a secret plan to fight insomnia?

... No.

Why am I going to be reading that I do?

It was suggested to the papers that you do.

By whom?

By me.

You told the papers that I have a secret plan to fight insomnia?

No, I did
not. Let me be absolutely clear, I did
not do that. Except, yes, I did that.


Look I denied it for, like, half an hour, but they wouldn't take no for an answer!

You were clear?

I was CRYSTAL EMPIRE clear! They asked me "Do you think if Princess Luna has a plan to fight insomnia, it's right that she keep it a secret?" and I said "Of course not!"

So not only did you invent a secret plan to fight insomnia, but now you don't support it?