You see, it's a pun because it rhymes with "thunderbolts".

• Ugh, it's that orange kid with the helmet again.
• Spitfire lands Iron Man style!

Deadpool's shaking his damn head right now.
• I bet the whole episode is a dream, and Luna shows up to explain it and Dash tells her to get lost.
• New Twilight face is

squared.
• Dash remembers her Wonderbolt lore!
• I smell a "look both ways, get run over anyway" Road Runner gag a-brewin'!
• More like Rainbow TRASH! Because she hit a trash can, you see.

• In Cloudsdale, even the trash cans are pretty.
• Even flashback teacher is snickering. What the fuck, flashback teacher:

• Spitfire on two legs just looks
odd.• Dash definitely needs her ego curbed. I feel bad for her, but her defense is to blame others and double down on her arrogance, and that ain't right.
• I don't think Crash can hack it. I think Crash is a Section 8, like Private Hoofjob.

• Props to Dash for spilling to her friends about her bad day. Early-seasons Dash would have kept it bottled up.
• Pinkie caught on to the trash pun! That's my girl!
• Dash has imitated Twilight and AJ in the past, now she's going for 100% completion.
• Oh god, this is painful. It's UK
Office painful.

• Yup,
Fifty Shades of Gray is all about the romance.

• Thanks for the post-commercial recap, girls! I'd forgotten everything that happened in the last 20 minutes!
• When even a
Cutie Mark Crusader thinks your scheme is ill-conceived, you need to pack it in.
• Rarity would regret wearing a hat to the windy flight show. Were she capable of regretting ANYTHING.

• Not certain how this cotton candy subplot plays into the bigger picture.
• Fluttershy's

face as the Bolts dive amuses me beyond reason.

• Okay, now it seems to me Lightning Dust got kicked out for basically this kind of shenanigans, and she wasn't even wearing the full uniform.
• And Spitfire makes the same point! Yes! Good!
• But Dash will get away with it once again, adding further credence to my theory that her dad's the mayor of Cloudsdale.
• Well okay, probation + mockery is acceptable I guess.
Teeny-review: It was fine. On par with all the other Wonderbolts episodes. All the Wonderbolts episodes are ... fine. And this was one of those.