
"So let me see if I'm up to speed."


"A mystical spell turned Ponyville all -- ugh! --
neat, tidy and pretty, which I agree is a calamity of the highest urgency ..."

"Yup."

"And so then you three spent the day undoing it."

"Yup!"

"And it never occurred to any of you to ask my help. Even though, you know, undoing neatness in Ponyville is my
whole thing."

"We decided to make a Girls' Day of it!"

"Royal duties have kept us so busy, we felt it'd be good to have a bonding experience just for us princesses!"

"Tails were braided, mimosas drank, and unsourced gossip regarding Celestia's workout regimen exchanged."

"No, I understand and I'm sure it was
delightful, it's just ... well, I have this very specific skill set is all. I'm feeling like a fifth hoof, to be honest. Isn't there any way I can contribute?"

"Well ....... I suppose you could mess up my
hair, so I can guilt Spike into thinking I worked hard."

"Meh, I'll take it." *snap*