
:"- but
brace yourselves for the Tale of The"


:"Messy
In-con-siderate ghost who irritated every pony within
a hundred miles!"

:"Ooooo
ooo...."

:"..."

:"Was it messy, inconsiderate-"

:"And irritating to everypony within a hundred miles?"

:"Ooooooooo?"

:"Is there an echo in here? Yes. It was all of those things."

:"huh."

:
"yeah..."
:"Rarity, I uh Iiiiiiiiii ummmmm I- "

:"
YEAH."

:"I - how you do you say ... uh **tch** Twilight? How do I put this?"

:"I don't know!"

:"*pfffffffff* Y'know y'know Rarity you're - aaaaaa"

:"P-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-aaaaaa you're you're you're "

:"
you're not good at this at all..."

:"WHICH! IS! not to say that there isn't plenty of room for improvement!"


:"Yeah! Right! Uhh.... Acres 'n acres of room for improvement!"

:"Yes, you just gotta work on your ... work on your ..."

:"Yes, dear?"

:"Well it's not so much that your stories sink or swim, it's more like they
dissolve."

:"..."

:"Yeah, they don't really take shape. Listening you tell them is kinda like watching a pony try to inflate a balloon that has a hole in it. "


:"Uh huh. It's not that your -uh- themes don't have bite but, uh"

:"Something something Apple something-something ..."

:"Aww shucks, it's not as if I have an apple analogy hiding under my hat that I can whip out like a party trick."

:"Not a problem, dear; you've made your point."