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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:24 pm

What do you mean? I would totally swap sexes and have giant boobs if science found a less invasive and more aesthetically satisfying way than the current practicable methods.
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:49 pm

Hmm that was too real for a PPPPost of mine :-I
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:22 pm

:scheming: Discussion achieved.
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:27 am

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AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don’t lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1


Is it just me or are the author's notes getting worse? I've never really thought about it before but somehow this seems less well typed than before, even though it's always been shitty.

“Oh my fuking god!1” I shooted sadly. “Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?”

“Hel no!” she said.


I do not know why Professor Sinister refuses Wizard Hospital. I am pretty sure it's Sinister anyway, the only characters in the scene when chapter 32 ended were Ebony, Dumblydork, and Sinister.

Sinister's alternative to Wizard Hospital is not very good, mind:

“Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?”


Tom Anderson is still the not correct name for pre-dark lord Voldemort. It's the real name of The Matrix protagonist Neo, but more likely, it's Myspace founder and everyone's friend Tom Anderson.

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At least I have you, Tom. You're always there for me.

“Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.


Why are you narrating things again egogy. How big is this shirt anyway, if it's multiple isthmuses?

“Hey Sexxy.” I said.

“How’d it go Enoby?” he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.

“Fine.” I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.


I will never get over how banal and simple the conversation between TROO LUVRS is, because it's either this or it's overblown declarations of longing. They have no settings between no emotion and too much emotion.

“How far did u go wif Satan?” Drako asked jealously.


How does Draco know his nickname?

“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked.


"we walked a little and created time paradoxes and I fell in a time moat while narrating myself"

“Will you hav to do it with him?” Draco asked angstily.

“I hop not 2 far!111” I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.


The plan is to seduce Satan one hour at a time but not to fuck him and somehow this won't make things worse somehow. I dunno, this plan seems half-baked and seeing it in execution is even worse. Why does Ebony have to do it? She's lazy as shit. How about Darkness? She's not in a relationship afaik and isn't a lazybones afaik. Or Willow or B'loody Mary? Ebony is the least suited of her friends to doing this as she's the one in the committed relationship who already angsts about finding a second guy hot, much less having to save said guy by finding a third guy hot. The rest don't have this baggage.

“What happened 2 Snipe?” I growled.

“U will see.” Draco giggled mistressly.


Tara's despise of said works wonders with her inability to spell.

He opened a door……………Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.


this is just a room, in the slytherin dorm, faculty being stabbed.

staged, that is. sirius is gonna shank a fucker if snap don't get his stage left correct

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued.


HAHAHA %5.1 US UNEMPLOYMENT ACCORDING TO THE DEPT. OF LABOR

Is Sirius a vampire or is he just an ass?

ANYWAY LET ME TAKE THESE WAVE-PARTICLES of SPINNING *puts in little bag*

(ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz)


"Okay, I know this is mean, but think about it, people. They are pedophiles, and Snape tried to rape them, and anyways, sadists rock! Has anyone seen Shark Attack 3, hahaha?"

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Sure this one may be "so bad it's good" but there's something about the flick's outright plagiarism that prevents me from offering it even a backhand compliment

I have no idea what Scott Weinberg of efilmcritic.com means, this is just the one quote from rotten tomatoes that is interesting in any way on its own.

This is another one of the pieces of evidence this is a troll fic, because what the actual fuck, it's one of those famous so-bad-its-good line-riders. She only vetted films with creepy imagery or macabre elements before.

She's struggling with conventional morality ("I know this is mean") but her own desires to punish and torture her enemies and revel in their suffering. So it's rationalized. They're monsters and deserve it. This raises questions far too deep for My Immortal. Has anyone seen this dumb film with a giant shark? lolz

We took sum of Snipe’s blod den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz.


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>you possess: a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress, blak fhisnets, blak pointy boots, a silver knife, a wand, a gun, a blak gun, a blak time-tuner, photons of snap and lumpkin's torque, snap's blood, and no tea


no she doesn't do anything with the blood. I think the implication is she satiates her vampire thirst with it, but she also seems to refer to vampire feeding as being lethal for the subject, so I don't think that's it. she just has some of his blood.

We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven’t herd of it den FUK U!111)


shit lemme fix that

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>you possess a black leather outfit fingie, a silver knife, a wand, a gun, a blak gun, a blak time-tuner, photons of snap and lumpkin's torque, snap's blood, and no tea


if you actually don't know about average early 2000's action films then you can well and truly fuck- um, you.

you can stay apparently.

I put on some blak platform high heelz.


no fuck you i am not updating the inventory again

Darko put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR.


no this isn't a song about ruining one's body with drinking, I'm gonna guess it's Demoltion Lovers from MCR's first album I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love.

Three Cheers is actually their second. She mostly refers to it. In a few chapters she'll reference The Black Parade as I guess it had just come out about the time this story happened.

I have to wonder how many people MCR as a result of this fanfic. If you're one of them, try it. They're melodramatic as hell but they're good, I swear, with both of my ears.

Den………………………………………….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez.


why did you put on the leather fingie

I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz.


I'm just giggling wildly here.

We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge.


oh dear tara where went your ability to describe things in terms besides how they resemble a different piece of media

He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily.


no no no she has the wetness and he has the you-know-what and I imagine the sex act would in fact be performed sexily by default, at least you don't have to literally say that. is it the same sexily as jumping into the pensive??

I gut an orgy.


no no no orgies are by definition more than two people, so you're gutting a regular sex act

“Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.


why aren't you involved in your screaming

wait that isn't a typo, lemme get dictionary.com off of orgy right quick. it says "to belch forth, as gas from the stomach."

so she's screaming but she's not really into the screaming and he's burping

this is suddenly the most grimly realistic depiction of sex in fanfiction

“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.


:-I

I was wearing & kin: 41
strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely; shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly; nodded ENREGeticALLlY; sacredly I hopped inside; screamed sexily; frenching passively; smelled happily; passively we did it; cry all sexy and sexitive; shoot angrily (actually using firearms); loafing meanly; took out anvilly; jumped sexily into the penisve; giggled mistressly; laffed statistically; (had sex) sexily
Oh my satans: 2
Windows broken: 1
Time Travel Paradoxes, Anachronisms, and Complications: fuck
Fucks attempted: 10
Fucks failed: 8
Unforgivable Curses: 6
great band names: Volsemort and Da Death Dealers; Fug and the Mystery of Magic; Alabastard
Sicknasty burns: ludacris fools; mediocre dunces; ridiculous nitwits; stupid preppy fucker; dude-ur-so-retarded look; mean old man; horny simpletons; dispicable snobs; despicable preps; moronic idiots; fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich; fucking bustard; inlosent fools; ridiculus dondderhed
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2015 1:03 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:


Is it just me or are the author's notes getting worse? I've never really thought about it before but somehow this seems less well typed than before, even though it's always been shitty.


eventually it will become unreadable
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:35 pm

nd diz tim I men it!111111


Did she not mean it before ?
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:31 pm

no, she men it
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:21 pm

not all men
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:10 am

Captain Sunshine wrote:
eventually it will become unreadable


let's look at chapter 44's author note.

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11


maybe.
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:35 am

oh boy
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Postby Lorce (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:40 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
let's look at chapter 44's author note.

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AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11


maybe.

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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:21 am

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AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1


How rude! I'm reding the story right now!

I wook up in da coffin de next day. Draco waz gone.


I hope he calls!

I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots.


Does she ever wear the same thing twice? I think the boys get caught in the same shirt at some point. The leather fingie came and went in two sentences, never to be seen again.

Suddenly…………………. Sorious cocked on da door. I hopened it.

“Hi Ibony.” he said. “Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor’s office.”


Three names, zero correct welcome... TO DIE

“Ok.” I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.


I am not making up anything about Ebony's lack of drive. She admits as much herself.

“So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?” I asked Sorious flirtily.

“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way. “They r in Abkhazian now, lol.”


Why are you flirting with a man who is old enough to be your father?

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Abkhazia (Abkhaz: Аҧсны́ Apsny [apʰsˈnɨ]; Georgian: აფხაზეთი Apkhazeti [apʰxazɛtʰi]; Russian: Абхазия Abkhaziya) is a partially recognised state controlled by a separatist government on the eastern coast of the Black Sea and the south-western flank of the Caucasus.

Goddamn he launched 'em.

Actually Tara could not spell the name of Azkaban, which is basically Wizard Jail. It's on a remote island that is invisible to normal people and it is staffed by terrifying ghosts that eat souls and can detect joy (like say the joy of trying to make a break-out and being free again). Needless to say it's really hard to get out. Sirius himself is, like, the only person in the books to do it because he could transform into a dog and was grimly obsessed instead of happy.

It's really hard to make a break for it.

Just putting that out there.

I laughed evilly.

“Where r Draco and Vampira?” I muttered.

“Dey are xcused form skool 2day.” Sodomize moaned sexily. “Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas.”


Oh wow, it's the most beautiful three words in English.

Sodomize moaned sexily.


Amazing isn't it?

We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic

( http/ She wuz drinking some Volximortserum.


She ruined the link so I don't know which dress in which pic. Without that it sounds like every other dress every girl wears in My Immortal.

She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.

“Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited.” she said sadly. “Good luck. Fangz!”

And then……….I jumped into the Prinsive again.


Yes this plan is so much more secure than going to St. Manga's. Let's ask the dark lord, one hour at a time, with the world's laziest teen.

Suddenly I looked around……………I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan.


Man this time travel is really weird we're all sad and eating cereal suddenly.

On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed……he was drinking a portent.

“Whose he!11” I asked.

“Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.” Satan said. “He’s da Portents teacher…


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I'M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST

Hoarce Slughorn was the head of Slytherin House and Potions teacher in the mid-20th century, succeeded in both by Snape. He was the one who told Tom Riddle about horcruxes, the memory of which haunted him and caused the Death Eaters to pursue him.

Notably, he's short, and fat. He makes a good chair.

...Chairlyn Manson hahaha I geddit.

………..Ebony?”

“Yah?” I asked.

“Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight?


Okay I know he started in '89 but

And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat.”


Damn it only ran for like 3 days in '68!

And it's a play!

I guess they mean The Exorcist but that was a film in '73, a full 16 years before Marylin Manson started and also not in the strange gray area of what-the-fuck-ever time this is.

“Yah?”

“Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?” 


"I've known you for all of one hour and a few minutes, most of which was exposition, but still."

I was wearing & kin: 44
strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely; shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly; nodded ENREGeticALLlY; sacredly I hopped inside; screamed sexily; frenching passively; smelled happily; passively we did it; cry all sexy and sexitive; shoot angrily (actually using firearms); loafing meanly; took out anvilly; jumped sexily into the penisve; giggled mistressly; laffed statistically; (had sex) sexily
Oh my satans: 2
Windows broken: 1
Time Travel Paradoxes, Anachronisms, and Complications: fuck
Fucks attempted: 10
Fucks failed: 8
Unforgivable Curses: 6
great band names: Volsemort and Da Death Dealers; Fug and the Mystery of Magic; Alabastard
Sicknasty burns: ludacris fools; mediocre dunces; ridiculous nitwits; stupid preppy fucker; dude-ur-so-retarded look; mean old man; horny simpletons; dispicable snobs; despicable preps; moronic idiots; fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich; fucking bustard; inlosent fools; ridiculus dondderhed
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:23 am

Sorious cocked on da door

I'm having the weirdest mental image right now.
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:42 am

the "writing" has taken a turn for the worse
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:47 am

I write better by mashing my face on my keyboard. :-I
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:51 am

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The Ghost of You is, shockingly, an MCR song. It's, shockingly, melodramatic as hell.

I can only guess why its called that, and why its the first chapter since 27 to have a subtitle.

AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok!


I guess Suzi is an IRL friend, I guess.

fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111


Can you believe it? We're at 35 of 44. Soon this dumb little project will be over.

It's sad in a way. at the end of the wo-o-orld, or the last thing I see, you are, never coming home, never coming home, could I? Should I?

oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.


Crap I can barely tell Sirius's typos apart as is! He was Sodomize last chapter!

I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped………………..Draco wuz there!111

I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.

“Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111” I gosped.

“Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.


How does Lucius have a Linkin Park t-shirt in the 80s (do some coke and vote for margaret thatcher (they're british))

why is she trying to scope the d anyway

“Oh hi Lucian!1” I sed. “Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz.”

“Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said.


"Oh you're the unusual person who talks about what things will be named and then fell in a time moat.

He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts.


Why is Lucian the odd one out in that he has a Linkin Park shirt? How do they have Good Charlotte shirts in the 80s? How does Ebony recognize James Potter on sight? Why

“Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.

"ORLY." I ESKED.

“Yeah.” he said. “Were calld XBlakXTearX.


That is the worst bad name since my band's name (Goku's Homosexual Urges).

I play teh gutter.


"I regularly require cleaning lest I get backed up and overflow."

Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him.


No I'm spartacus

“Snap plays the boss.




And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring.”


Novel first published in 1991 I give up pointing these things out

he will be intermittenly referred to as Samaro (sometimes as James (sometimes as samara anyway))

you know its the boring names that get goffikized and already the novel names like Draco or Sirius don't get gofficked.

“Hey bastards.” I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. “But don’t u have a lead singer!” I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly.

“We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists.”

“Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1” I gasped.


This is all we ever hear of her. Is she the ghost of you?

“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.

“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”


"I tee hee with the pro's."

“Rilly?” asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111


This extremely melancholy man who wears black is goffik!?

Why is he pals with James anyway, since they didn't like each other & were both after the same girl.

Lily's mentioned none, at all.

“Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?”


Hey this band we last heard about the first time we heard about it, it's relevant again!

Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.


You spell so poorly normally that the puns are just jarring, and they're all awful exclusively. Please stop.

Green Day started in 1986 so it is actually old enough to fit in 80s. Green Day has been Around The Block so to speak. Though they only hit success in the 90s and Ebony only knows early 2004's American Idiot.

“I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.


It's a song from American Idiot.

and she spelled 8 words wrong in 12.

fuck

Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1” begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.

“Um…….ok.” I shrugged.


Glad that was resolved without difficulty!

“Are we gong to play tonight?”

“Yah.” they said.

“Ok.” I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit.


You haven't worn the black sexah dress for like 15 minutes at this point, cripes.

I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time.


Just wait an hour for the time moat? I guess??

Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1]] He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.


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“What da hell r u dong here!11” I asked.

“I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby.” he said siriusly Den……….he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and……………………..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111 


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I was wearing & kin: 47
strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely; shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly; nodded ENREGeticALLlY; sacredly I hopped inside; screamed sexily; frenching passively; smelled happily; passively we did it; cry all sexy and sexitive; shoot angrily (actually using firearms); loafing meanly; took out anvilly; jumped sexily into the penisve; giggled mistressly; laffed statistically; (had sex) sexily
Oh my satans: 2
Windows broken: 1
Time Travel Paradoxes, Anachronisms, and Complications: fuck
Fucks attempted: 10
Fucks failed: 8
Unforgivable Curses: 6
great band names: Volsemort and Da Death Dealers; Fug and the Mystery of Magic; Alabastard
Sicknasty burns: ludacris fools; mediocre dunces; ridiculous nitwits; stupid preppy fucker; dude-ur-so-retarded look; mean old man; horny simpletons; dispicable snobs; despicable preps; moronic idiots; fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich; fucking bustard; inlosent fools; ridiculus dondderhed
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:13 am

yeah, i think i'm going from the "i'm not sure" to the "yeah, dis be a troll" group

that said, this is still a wild ride in how utterly bonkers both the spelling mistakes and the constantly changing character names are getting
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Postby SlateSlabrock (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:08 am

Enopby actually predicts Rick & Morty nearly a decade early. Series redeemed, time travel is real, Eboby for president
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2015 12:21 pm

SlateSlabrock wrote:Enopby actually predicts Rick & Morty nearly a decade early. Series redeemed, time travel is real, Eboby for president


we had enuf prep prezidentz
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:01 pm

There is actually a "missing link" that has been dug up metween Marty McFly and Morty, but I don't want to go too much into that filth.
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:43 pm

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you remember the dumb things

more of those are gonna happpen

AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111


Damn she called me a grandpa. :smith:

I don't know why she singled out a flamer. Or is she saying someone else says they're a prep? It's hard to tell. Also I apologize to all brits that your beautiful country was contaminated by american mall goff.

I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B’lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.


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wait it's Sirius again. I thought after Back to the Future last chapter we were in some Bill and Ted shenanigans now.

“OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111”

“Yah I no.” Serious said sadly.


"So why did he stop being goffik?"

"dunno"

well no one ever asks why or when or how, it's quietly accepted Snape is now a prep.

“Oh hey there bitch.” Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom .

Hi fuker.” I said.


STILL REAL THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY

“Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I’m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too.”

“Oh my satan!1” (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B’lody Mary. “Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?”


Spoilers: no one ever goes to hot topic in the course of the story.

and the oh my satans are happening for real now, after introducing a character named satan

“OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry.


not now this is a bad time were busy

the oh my satan counter will count oms and omfs too

“I can’t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first.” said Willow.

“Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also………….sum luv potion 4 Enoby.” Darko said resultantly.


but she's naturally hot for satan and satan has invited her on a date I don't think we need potions for that

and ebony you were next to slughorn who is a real pro at potions (protions) why didn't you spend six seconds to ask him instead of just looking at him then ignoring him

“Well we have potions klass now.” Willow said so let’s go.

We went sexily to Potionz class.


Are they like sticking out their butts on each other step while wearing revealing clothing or something

is it one of those ridiculous wide slow-mo shots while an out-of-frame fan blows their luxurious hair and unbuttoned shirts

I am having trouble figuring out how one goes sexily to a class

But Snap wasn’t there.


sirius told you two chapters ago that he's in wizard jail

Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111


Cornelio Fuck is a good name for anything and everything.

“Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111” Draco shouted angrily.

“STFU!1” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. “Now do ur work!111”


"He's pitiful so we sent him to jail!"

Cornelio Fuck what the... heck?

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

“Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1” Vampire asked surprisedly.

“DATZ IT!11” CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111”

He stomped out angrily.


Wow Cornelio Fuck you can't get a handle on one damn thing

the fuck typo is really consistent too

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer


I've heard of a bloody mary but this is ridiculous! *angry crowd sacrifices me in pagan bondage ceremony*

Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

“WTF is he doing?” I asked.


This is a very good question.

How big is this cupboard?

Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva.


We get it, he's hot.

Suddenly……………“HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11” he shooted.

I looked around…………….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11


hagrid nooooo i had respect for you why you gotta go to roofies man you used to be cool :(

Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.


How do you beat someone up sexily

are they pelvic thrusting periodically, or making sure their perfect physiques are never hidden

“God u r such a posr!1” I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was………………Amnesia Portion!111 


I wish I had amnesia potion.

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strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely; shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly; nodded ENREGeticALLlY; sacredly I hopped inside; screamed sexily; frenching passively; smelled happily; passively we did it; cry all sexy and sexitive; shoot angrily (actually using firearms); loafing meanly; took out anvilly; jumped sexily into the penisve; giggled mistressly; laffed statistically; (had sex) sexily; went sexily to potionz class; beat [Hargrid] up sexily
Oh my satans: 4
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Fucks attempted: 10
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:01 am

cornelio fuck :lol:

"beat him up sexily" :lol:

“Oh hey there bitch.” Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom .

Hi fuker.” I said.


:lol:
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:09 am

So chapter 39 is coming up soon and there is a problem.

There are two Chapter 39s.

The first Chapter 39 is not by Tara. It is by an internet troll who got into her account (her password was piss-easy to guess I guess) and wrote a dump parody.

I misspelled dumb up there but it works because it belongs in a dump.

"THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!" Ebony bellowed out to the air. She failed to see the irony in her statement, how hypocrytical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here.

Ebony slit her writs and mumbled to herself, "Omigod."


Not only is it not by Tara it's also not funny even ironically and reeks of a smug 13-year-old entirely too full of herself.

manwithoutabody skipped it, for good reason.

But it is technically part of My Immortal.
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:15 am

eh, i say skip it
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:16 am

Post it in a hidden tag.
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Postby Nick Onimura (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:08 am

I'm good with skipping it.
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Postby Caldera (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:47 am

Just skip it, I'd say.
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Postby W.T. Fits (?) » Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:07 pm

Post it.
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Postby Factory Factory (?) » Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:08 pm

Caldera wrote:Just skip it, I'd say.
There is no guarantee that the wizard selling you that bag full of magic sand is wearing pants underneath his robes.
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Postby Lorce (?) » Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:30 pm

Post it, then edit it to replace with the other #39 a few days later :v:
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Jan 11, 2016 4:57 am

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and things become dumber

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11


Tara takes a lot of vacations. Thank goodness I'm not seeing this live in real time. It must've been terrifying.

DARKO’S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.


Oh yeah it does this POV change here. I must've blocked it out because this one is even more incompetent than the first!

“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Enoby said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1”


How does that even work

you keep failing to have a first date

is hargrid not trying a horrible thing, it'd hate for him to have fallen so far after being the best

“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” said Vampire.


...um

the self-instert is not supposed to be this blatant

“Why would u need it?”

“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Enoby.

“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.


At least she hasn't fucked up the perspective thing.

yet.

it's basically shifting around the nouns and pronouns and draco arbitrarily thinking his gf is hot. THIRTY SEVEN CHAPTERS IN WHEW THAT MYSTERY SOLVED I WAS FUCKING WORRIED IF HE THOUGHT EBONY WAS HOT OR NOT

Ebony goes back in the past in this chapter btw

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.


Glad to know that we still have to specify the one prep in the story is still the prep, or perhaps identify her as the prep this late in the story.

“Shut the fuk up!1” said Willow.


And this is still the sum total of their interaction with her, and all preps in general.

“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry’s room.”

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater’s room.


Ok now we're apparently Vampire. I guess. I had to go a few more paragraphs in and sort of guess that the I is Vampire.

But Profesor Sinister wasn’t there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ‘666’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

“OMG fangz!” I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.


And now we're Ebony like normal.

Is it normal for goffs to say hi by cussing at each other?

Why are so many of her outfits miniskirts and corsets?

“OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

“Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.


And now Sinister is in the Caucasus mountains. At least Dumbledore is back, somehow, I guess they found being old and feeble wasn't a criminal offense.

But being too goffik is?

“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily.


Ah, that's the dumbledore I love. :allears:

Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly’s blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11


DID YOU THINK MARTY'S TIME MACHINE WAS A ONE TIME THING GYAHAHAHAHA

I looked around. It was……………Profesor Slutborn’s efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket.


So you just randomly steal edgy amnesia potions from the past for some reason.

Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.


This might be a conversation.

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUCKER?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

beautiful.

“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.

“Oh ok u can go now.” said Profesor Slutborn.


And now it's second person.

...who is talking to Ebony?

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes.


WHY IS TOM RID NARRATING

Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.


Anachronism is a good name for a band.

In fact, it already is. Swiss death metal, it seems.

“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious


:-I

at least it's back to ebony like it's supposed to be

“BTW u can kall me Hades now.”


No one calls Sirius Hades at any point IIRC. No one gives a shit about his goffik nickname.

Suddenly Satan came.


:-I :-I

He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said and then I went with Satan. 


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You know it's nice that after all the band t-shirts, someone's advertising something else. Even if it is metal flooring.

finally they're on their fuckin' date. The 1 hour time limit has been rescinded but that's because she's using Marty's time machine.

You see the dumb shit compounds on itself harder and harder as we fall further and further into nonsense.

I was wearing & kin: 49
strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely; shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly; nodded ENREGeticALLlY; sacredly I hopped inside; screamed sexily; frenching passively; smelled happily; passively we did it; cry all sexy and sexitive; shoot angrily (actually using firearms); loafing meanly; took out anvilly; jumped sexily into the penisve; giggled mistressly; laffed statistically; (had sex) sexily; went sexily to potionz class; beat [Hargrid] up sexily; jumped seductivly
Oh my satans: 6
Windows broken: 1
Time Travel Paradoxes, Anachronisms, and Complications: fuck
Fucks attempted: 10
Fucks failed: 8
Unforgivable Curses: 6
great band names: Volsemort and Da Death Dealers; Fug and the Mystery of Magic; Alabastard; Cornelio Fuck and the Misery of Magic
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Postby Nick Onimura (?) » Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:48 am

This might be a conversation.

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUCKER?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

beautiful.


That's par for the course for this thing.

Also she has no idea how amnesia works.
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:07 am

hahah the shifting perspective
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dumb dumber yet dumber
the dumbness keeps growing

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111


the quiz comes back up, and hints this was supposed to end.

alack

Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco’s car.


Eh now it sounds lame.

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They dyed in a car crash.

Especially since 80s cars tend to look kinda silly now-a-days.

Like a lot of the 80s if you think about it.

I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it.


Did you ever think, back in chapter 1, that five consecutive chapters would have typos?

We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.


I thought Satanism, cutting, and music were being goffik.

Also yes we get it his middle name is Satan, like the devil.

“Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed.


OH MY ME

(koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)


"(Because bisexual guys are hot; they are so sensitive; I love them lol *goes and fucks a bisexual guy*)"

At least that's the best reconstruction I make. The author's asides have always been worse than the body text and now that the body text is awful the asides are near incomprehensible.

“Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice.


"Hahaha I was going to kill myself once" Yeah that's real fucking flirty jesus christ what am I reading

“……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?”

“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.”


Oh good he happens to know, and Ebony and Draco cry blood all the time so it'd be easy as heck to get some! Glad that's solved! Too bad she's in Wizard Jail.

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.


man, assholes, cackling like hyenas

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it.


no ebony dont roofie satan

the nightmare before christmas was from 1993

and why is it a branded cigar

and how do you take it out sexily, what does that even look like

I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag.


i cant handle all this branded merchandise

Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.


Is this normal for a gothic branded cigar laced with anmesia potion? Those are some fancy-ass clouds.

“OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Enoby gess what?”

I new that the amnesia had worked.

“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said.




I'm not sure how he knows it was amnesia potion considering it wasn't invented, why that prevents it from working, and how Slughorn had on his desk a potion that had not been invented yet.

“2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”

“Kul.” I raised my eye suggestingly.


You know, I had a thought... what if this is another situation where Tara used one word but meant another? What if this is supposed to be amorousness potion? It's exclusively used in context of one party wanting to make someone fall in love with someone else, after all. It might just be Wizard Spanish Fly.

And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.


I think your plan may have worked if you're fucking.

In public.

Is every hunk just like Gerard Way?

“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood.

“Noooooo!11” she screamed.


if someone catches you having sex after you smoke in a theater, I think that person is not the person at fault, and certainly does not deserve to be murdered.

BTW, 38 chapters in, Ebony finally sucks someone's blood.

All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether.


Aw how cute, this vampire lady who has murdered someone and her bf who is smoking in a theater (real danger)

Satan and I started to walk outside.

“Zomg how did u do that?” Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.

“Siriusly?” he gasped.

“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer.


how do you only spell it sirius when not referring to the character how do you do this

Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.

“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”

“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time.


Black driveway?

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And it was black.

38 chapters in some things don't really register anymore. kissing passively is old hat. The driveway arbitrarily being black is nothing special. We've got amnesia potion confusion and the most famous use of the sexily adverb in the story. I don't have time for passive kissing.

This story has just ramped up that hard, that things that used to be surprising are now background noise.

We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage.


Antichrist superstar. Jesus Christ Superstar is a '70s rock opera retelling of the Crucifixion that focuses on Judas.

We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1


Oh good, for once someone looks like Mikey Way instead of Gerard. I'm so happy.

Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

“I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.


DISMOUNT THE DEER IMMEDIATELY

One of the few times she uses Hades instead of Serious instead of Sirius. Savor it. The "peasant" and "instillments" typos are so low key suddenly, aren't they? It's like I was saying. They're like the two goomba formations in 1-1 after you get through Bowser in 8-4. They're nothing to your current power.

“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy.


She literally cannot describe something without comparing it to Gerard Way, even her own voice.

The song is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) again.

Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.


You'd think a band member belching would be much more distracting than the

what did lucian play

Chapter 35 gost of u wrote: I play teh gutter.


oh ok

so the rainwater is going all where it shouldn't be

“OMFG!1” yielded James. “Wut the fuck?”

“Woops im sory!” said Lucian.

“You fuking ashhole!1” James shouted angrily.

“U guys are such prepz!11” Snap said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”

“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Serious.

“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Samaro.


wow mr potter what an asshole you are, to be yelling while still on stag

“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

“OMFG no!11” shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.


Shoot him... with a knife?

Is this a "police shoot man with knife" sort of thing or is he Squall or

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11


Welcome to the climax of the bizarre adverbs. Nothing before and nothing after will be as singularly incomprehensible as sexily jumping in front of a bullet.

Shot from a knife.

“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.


Like the driveway?

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I was wearing & kin: 49
strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely; shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly; nodded ENREGeticALLlY; sacredly I hopped inside; screamed sexily; frenching passively; smelled happily; passively we did it; cry all sexy and sexitive; shoot angrily (actually using firearms); loafing meanly; took out anvilly; jumped sexily into the penisve; giggled mistressly; laffed statistically; (had sex) sexily; went sexily to potionz class; beat [Hargrid] up sexily; jumped seductivly; took his cigar out sexily (literal cigar); jumped secxily in front of da bullet
Oh my satans: 7
Windows broken: 1
Time Travel Paradoxes, Anachronisms, and Complications: fuck
Fucks attempted: 11
Fucks failed: 9
Unforgivable Curses: 6
great band names: Volsemort and Da Death Dealers; Fug and the Mystery of Magic; Alabastard; Cornelio Fuck and the Misery of Magic
Sicknasty burns: ludacris fools; mediocre dunces; ridiculous nitwits; stupid preppy fucker; dude-ur-so-retarded look; mean old man; horny simpletons; dispicable snobs; despicable preps; moronic idiots; fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich; fucking bustard; inlosent fools; ridiculus dondderhed
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COME ON DOWN TO BIG HOBS USED CARS WE GOT THE BEST DEALS OF CARS AND HOBS IN THE TRI-HOB AREA GET A TWO THOUSAND SEVEN HOB TOYOTA CAMRY WITH NO HOB DOWN
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Postby W.T. Fits (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:03 am

:gonkity: :negative: Why is this back. I thought this was dead, WHY IS THIS BACK.
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The Archlich of Naxxramas, Lich Lord of the Plaguelands, Commander of the Dread Necropolis, Master and Founder of the Cult of the Damned, formerly of the Council of Six, Creator of the Abomination, Summoner of Archimonde the Defiler, the Betrayer of Humanity, Hearthstone Enthusiast and Majordomo to the Lich King himself.
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:17 am

W.T. Fits wrote::gonkity: :negative: Why is this back. I thought this was dead, WHY IS THIS BACK.


because I'm too damn close to give up now!

And because accidentally hitting refresh ate the draft when I was almost done and I didn't feel like trying again and then I forgot this thing was here until The Doctor posted the Tom Bombadil thread.
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COME ON DOWN TO BIG HOBS USED CARS WE GOT THE BEST DEALS OF CARS AND HOBS IN THE TRI-HOB AREA GET A TWO THOUSAND SEVEN HOB TOYOTA CAMRY WITH NO HOB DOWN
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Postby SlateSlabrock (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:40 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether.

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The information's unavailable to the mortal man.
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Postby Sidotsy (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:49 am

I just read all of this in one sitting and now my eyes REALLY hurt.
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I'm just a machine
full of moving parts
I got emptiness
where I used to have a heart
I'm still breathing but I'm synthetic

Nothing pony left in me
Nothing pony about me
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Postby Pocket (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:46 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:dumb dumber yet dumber

Only in theaters this summer.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:i am not ready for the transhumanist revolution to begin with my butt
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I am shocked. Shocked. To find furry trash on my wholesome Pony forum.
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:30 am

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11


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