Re: MY IMMORTAL: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK!







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Frosthawk
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Frosthawk wrote:I'd like to think all of these characters are in a state of constant climax.
AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111 so FUL U!111
soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux.
“No!11” we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly.
He took out a kamera anvilly
Then…………………… he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.
“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly
He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
“U must stab Vrompire.” he said to me. “If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”
“No you fucking bastrad!1” I yielded.
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard.
But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair.
I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came
and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.
Snipe laughed angrily.
He started to prey to Volxemort. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire.
Suddenly an idea I had.
I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.
“Dumbeldork will get u!” Draco shooted.
“Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11” Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.
“You ridiculus dondderhed!111” Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico’s clothes.
Just as he was about to rape him…………………….
“Crosio!” I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming.
Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.
“You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-” shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.
Snake put the whip behind his bak. “Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing.” he lied.
But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said ‘Come on Ebony let’s go.”
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:“No!11” we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:Snap stated loafing meanly.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111
“I always knew u were on Voldemort’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111).” Serious said 2 Snape.
“No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1” Snap clamed.
“Oh fucking yeah?” I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily.
Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes.
verb (used with object), secreted, secreting.
1.
to discharge, generate, or release by the process of secretion.
Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times.
Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort.
Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over.
Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too.
B’loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid’s store.
“Whatz in da bag?” I asked Profesor Trevolry.
“U will c.” she said. I opened thee bag.
In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress.
It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
“You look fucking kawaii, bitch.” B’loody Mary said.
“Fangs.” I said.
“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.” said Proffesor Sinister.
“U will have to do it in a few sessionz.”
She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill.
Then she gave me a black time-tuner.
“After an hour use da time torner to go back here.” Proffesor Trevolry said.
Then she and B’loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
“Good luk!1” Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me deth’s touch sin.
Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans.
It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111
It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111
Nick Onimura wrote:
Jesus christ, even with all the typos in this story, how do you mix that up? It just blows my mind.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
It's one of those things people cite as evidence this is a trollfic as Tara is comically uncultured, so how would she know a minor Lord of the Rings character?
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111
Dexanth wrote:I mean, I just cannot conceive at this point of this being anything but a trollfic. For the complete lack of care displayed at basic everything else the author somehow pulls out each relevant but wrong in just the right way MacGuffin whenever required.
Dexanth wrote:Nothing says it can't be the efforts of more than one person working together and it very likely is
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111
Kitty Kate wrote:As long as you believe in yourself, darling, every pizza is a personal pizza
AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111
Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Enoby Way da new student.” I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
“Da name’s Tom.” he said. “But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam”
We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Satan said. I followed him.
“Hey Satan……..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?” (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.
“Oh my fuking god, how did u know?” Satan gasped. “actually I like gc a lot too.”(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that’s ounded really 80s)
omg me too!” I replied happily.
“guess what they have a concert in hogsment.” satan whispered.
“hogsment?” I asked.
“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.”
he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“
‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned.
“ohh.” now everything was making sense for me.
“so is dumblydor your princepill?” I shouted.
“uh-huh.” he looked at his black nails. “im in slitherin’”
“OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.
“u go to this skull?”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.
“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili.
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”
satan rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.”
I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”
“wtf?” he asked angrily.
“oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn………………. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”
“hey where r u goin?” satan asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry’s classroom. dumblydum wuz dere. “dumblydore I think I just met u.” I said.
“oh yeah I rememba that.” dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.
sinister came in. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?”
”um.” I looked at her.
“oh yeaH I forgot bout that.”
“wth how?” I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
professor sinster looked sad. “um I was drinking voldemortserum.” she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum didn’t know about them.
“hey r u crying tears of blood?” he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
“fuck off!” we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.
professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg enoby…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum.”
AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112
Captain Sunshine wrote:what the fuck did i just read