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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:04 pm

You probably should get that checked.
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:17 pm

Angel Beat wrote:You probably should get that checked.


stop flaming prep

u just aint goff enuf
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Postby W.T. Fits (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:19 pm

Captain Sunshine wrote:
stop flaming prep

u just aint goff enuf


OH GOD IT'S CONTAGIOUS GAS THREAD BAN OP BURN FORUM TO GROUND BEFORE IT SPREADS FURTHER! :twonk:
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Postby Princess Thunderburger (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:21 pm

W.T. Fits wrote:
OH GOD IT'S CONTAGIOUS GAS THREAD BAN OP BURN FORUM TO GROUND BEFORE IT SPREADS FURTHER! :twonk:

fuk u prep stop flammnig
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:23 pm

Captain Sunshine wrote:
stop flaming prep

u just aint goff enuf

sick burn yo
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Postby W.T. Fits (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:28 pm

Princess Thunderburger wrote:fuk u prep stop flammnig


DAMN YOU OFSHEEP YOU UNLEASHED THIS HELL UPON US ALL :gonkity: :twonk: :aghast: :byodood: :flail: :sweetielarm: :rage: :no:
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:36 pm

im so goff dey callz me vempire
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:37 pm

man that bites
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:49 pm

Angel Beat wrote:man that bites


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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:32 pm

No thanks. :-I
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Postby W.T. Fits (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:36 pm

Angel Beat wrote:No fangs. :-I
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Postby Frosthawk (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:48 pm

This page is just about as cringeworthy as the actual story
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Postby W.T. Fits (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:58 pm

Frosthawk wrote:This page is just about as cringeworthy as the actual story


At least this page is mostly legible. :colbert:
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:16 pm

Frosthawk wrote:This page is just about as cringeworthy as the actual story


good
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:54 pm

and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed!


Have you ever been so angry that you jump in the bath and rub steak on your chest?
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:56 pm

W.T. Fits wrote:

:wakka:
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:58 pm

In West Fillydelphia wrote:
Have you ever been so angry that you jump in the bath and rub steak on your chest?


who doesn't?
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:01 pm

rubbing steak on my chest improves my chest hair growth
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Postby Yarma (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 1:10 am

Cool thread I sympathize with dumblydor
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:47 am

been over a week since I started this thread

how's it been my goffs
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Postby Caldera (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:45 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:been over a week since I started this thread

how's it been my goffs

Just fine.
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Postby Yarma (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 11:56 am

Good Charlotte gets a lot of flak but I can't really hate them since they became the emo\mallgoth darlings and decided "we will push a single about suicide prevention" I always thought that was pretty cool.

MCR is the biggest victim of people judging a book by the cover. They wore eyeliner and stuff a couple of times and people always say they are some shitty emo band? But like they changed their image completely and tried something completely different for danger days, and all they did was lose the mallgoth crowd. Anyone who talks shit about them musically is just doing so because it's what they have been programmed to do and they never listened to more than 1-2 songs at most. Like ebony only ever mentions a couple of songs at the start of the album lol.

I'm thrilled that enoby left HIM alone for the most part. Tongue in cheek humor seems over her head anyway. It's still odd considering they have really goff lyrics and a hot lead singer though.
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Postby Yarma (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 11:57 am

I love HIM and MCR without shame or hesitation though.

Come at me bros
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Postby Frosthawk (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 1:05 pm

I actually think MCR is decent. But I like a lot of emo music anyway, especially the newest emo revival stuff actually (The World Is..., The Hotelier, Brave Bird, La Dispute though they're slightly different and have been around longer...)
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:43 pm

Oreo Speedwagon wrote:I love HIM and MCR without shame or hesitation though.

Come at me bros


I'm at a crossroads where I love the bands I've mentioned and their music, all while being prepared to laugh at the absurdity I perceive in some parts of what happened in the world of culture during my emo/mosher/metal phase of teenage life.

e.g. the Jay Z vs linkin park albums are baller as hell. Hearing them again, I still feel the "holy shit" moment I had when I first heard it. At the same time, it's Jay Z and Linkin Park, and what the fuck.
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Postby Yarma (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 3:22 pm

Frosthawk wrote:I actually think MCR is decent. But I like a lot of emo music anyway, especially the newest emo revival stuff actually (The World Is..., The Hotelier, Brave Bird, La Dispute though they're slightly different and have been around longer...)


All those bands are objectively good except la dispute



Which may be the best band ever :-D
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Postby Yarma (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 3:24 pm

In West Fillydelphia wrote:
I'm at a crossroads where I love the bands I've mentioned and their music, all while being prepared to laugh at the absurdity I perceive in some parts of what happened in the world of culture during my emo/mosher/metal phase of teenage life.

e.g. the Jay Z vs linkin park albums are baller as hell. Hearing them again, I still feel the "holy shit" moment I had when I first heard it. At the same time, it's Jay Z and Linkin Park, and what the fuck.


If you ever grow out of metal it just means you've died on the inside
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 4:09 pm

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If you ever grow out of metal it just means you've died on the inside


Well I do work as an admin assistant for the government bureaucracy now :v:

If I'm not dead on the inside yet...

...then it won't be long :gonkity:
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:19 pm

that mary sue pic, that kh one I used in chapter 4, is the only good mary sue pic on the internet apparently

I need a second one or chapter 14 will never come, so I am imploring you guys to find a picture that doesn't suck.

Or in understandable language:

im nut updating umtil I get one good pictore!
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Postby kidcoelacanth (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:36 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:that mary sue pic, that kh one I used in chapter 4, is the only good mary sue pic on the internet apparently

I need a second one or chapter 14 will never come, so I am imploring you guys to find a picture that doesn't suck.

Or in understandable language:

im nut updating umtil I get one good pictore!


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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:38 pm



stop flamming prep ok
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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:44 pm

use it
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Postby In West Fillydelphia (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:52 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:that mary sue pic, that kh one I used in chapter 4, is the only good mary sue pic on the internet apparently

I need a second one or chapter 14 will never come, so I am imploring you guys to find a picture that doesn't suck.

Or in understandable language:

im nut updating umtil I get one good pictore!


Ur looking for pictures of mary sue, but this book is about enoby. I thought I'd send in an illustrative diagram

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Postby Factory Factory (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:31 pm

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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:47 pm

ok that works thanks factory
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Postby Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:55 pm

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.


You heard the lady. I'll wait until you're out of the bathroom.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there.




Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him.


Um okay so Tara gets his name wrong, accidentally throwing in Voldemort's snake motif to make things harder on me.

Peter Pettigrew was one of the Marauders with Harry's dad, Lupin, and Sirius Black, his nickname Wormtail coming from his magical rat form. He joined the good guys against Voldemort but secretly betrayed them to aid the dark lord, culminating in giving the Potters' location to Voldemort. Sirius tracked him down but he faked his own death and framed Sirius for that, and since then hid incognito as Ron's pet rat. Indeed, he's the guy who killed Cedric.

His My Immortal appearance cares about none of this except for the "worked with Voldemort" part, especially since the handsome youth character is still alive.

She even gets the name wrong, mixing it up with Voldemort's snake motif.

Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted


That's my battle cry now fyi.

as we started shooting him with the gun he


much like attempting to kill anyone with the gun, that he goes nowhere, as immediately a new sentence starts.

Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)


After Tara makes a good guy like Lupin a pedo, she makes a bad guy like Wormtail not a pedo, and fucks up the time frame so bad that Wormtail's younger than Vampire.

“Huh?” I asked. ”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail.


Oh yeah he's also the sixth person to express desire for Ebony.

I started laughing crudely.


HWORF HWORF HWORF sorry I'm still trying to figure out how laughing works.

“What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily.


This has a 1.33 FPS (fucks per sentence) ratio. It also has God in there because she hasn't gone all in on the "oh my satan" stuff yet.

Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.


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“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming!


So Voldemort just flings death curses while jacking off I guess.

We could hear his high heels clacking to us.


Why is Voldemort wearing high heels? It's such a deliberate detail that it has to be implying something but fuck me if I know what.

So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away.


Well see ya Vampire get out so I can have an emotional scene with my BF. I'll just... not mention screwing you in McGonagall's class on creature coiffures.

There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.


Draco's been tortured for a day straight but he's still gonna try to have sex with his impossibly hot body.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.


Oh god we're going in that direction, this is the direction we're going. BUCKLE IN GUYS THIS NEXT ONE'S GONNA BE ROUGH

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”


GHHHOOOOHHHGH


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While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.

This is the climax of Tara's campaign to defend her beloved OC from defamation. She does so in the dumbest way possible. "I'm so amazing it's not actually amazing!" So even though she basically is utterly flawless, she experiences conflict so she's not perfect, I guess? "Im good at too many things!" is one of those lines people point to for support that this is an elaborate parody, because, holy shit.

I shouted and then I ran away.


Of course she arbitrarily decides she can't handle it and runs away.

I was wearing & kin: 12
strange adverbs: kiss keenly; kiss passively; cry wisely
Fucks attempted: 4
Fucks failed: 4
Unforgivable Curses: 4
Sicknasty burns: ludacris fools; mediocre dunces; ridiculous nitwits; stupid preppy fucker; dude-ur-so-retarded look; mean old man; horny simpletons; dispicable snobs; despicable preps
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Postby kidcoelacanth (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:09 pm

“Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

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Postby Space Ghost (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:20 pm

kidcoelacanth wrote:same
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Postby Angel Beat (?) » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:38 pm

Voldemortifying.
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