Re: MY IMMORTAL: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK!
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Momo
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Momo wrote:I think she believes that it's sexually transmitted. Since she's HAD SEX with Draco that would make her bi too.
At least that's the only moderately plausible explanation I can come up with.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
I think she understands it on a conceptual level, as in a dude can get boners from sexy babes or from sexy dudes, but it seems to exclusively manifest as "hot guys who want to fuck the same hunks I do, but aren't unavailable to me" as she fetishizes them.
Or maybe Joel Madden and Gerard Way are just that hot.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:Honestly, I think My Inner Life is a worse story, because though it's more competent in every technical category it's just so boring.
Mean while Gandalf is have a fun time trying to distory the Dark lord.
Frosthawk wrote:If I could vote 5 in only one thread in all of PPPP it would be this one
Frosthawk wrote:If I could vote 5 in only one thread in all of PPPP it would be this one
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok
so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE!
and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist!
MCR ROX!
I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic.
It was…… Voldemort!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.
“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.
“And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.
“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way. “Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:It reminds me of the paragon of western romantic literature, Grease.
Rainbow Brite wrote:I still can't figure out how genuine this fanfic is because as others have pointed out, it's so layered in its stupidity it's hard to believe it was all a beautiful, stupid accident. On the other hand, it's so layered in its stupidity that it's just as difficult to believe it was all orchestrated.
“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.
“Fuk u!11” I said.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off!
ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day.
I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.
The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid.
Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead.
I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists
(he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak)
and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.
I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)
fucking
poser
muggle
bitch
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y)
“Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:It reminds me of the paragon of western romantic literature, Grease.
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:*considers chapter 11*
*considers having to comprehend & explain chapter 11*
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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:It reminds me of the paragon of western romantic literature, Grease.
Rainbow Brite wrote:Mods please change OFS's name to "The Fanfic Whisperer"
kidcoelacanth wrote:Cry Wisely is my new band name
In West Fillydelphia wrote:Joel Madden, pictured second from the Right, with his tattooed arms crossed in a "Rest in Peace" pose
To answer your question: yes.
Kitty Kate wrote:As long as you believe in yourself, darling, every pizza is a personal pizza
In West Fillydelphia wrote:I think Tara is legit and that Raven threw in some troll edits.
Kitty Kate wrote:As long as you believe in yourself, darling, every pizza is a personal pizza
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:I asked yarma and he called Simple Plan "if midwestern emo had little effort".
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:i am not ready for the transhumanist revolution to begin with my butt
Pocket wrote:
It's pretty much the Hilariously Wangsty Emo Song. One might even say it's the My Immortal of emo songs, which is rather ironic.
Caldera wrote:Probably, though I'd say "CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL" is a contender too. (Well, ok it's more on the edgy side)Not that I know who wrote that
Lorce wrote:
Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
It's Linkin Park. This is relevant as Linkin Park is mentioned next chapter.